>>24886199"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ACKSHUALLY...... It's pronounced 'harem', and it refers to the number of hot babes I have in rotation at any given time. But yes, you're spot-on otherwise. Listen, I've gotta keep certain things hush-hush from certain people while I'm here, it just so happens that I consider you special."
"Special?"
"Special enough to know the super-secret actual truth. Can't say the same about anyone else here. They're all giving me the stink eye, I can't see it, but I can definitely feel it, and that's nooooooooo good."
"You mean like eye-bullies? I get those all the time, Mister Calem! But the amazing adventurer Midoro-sama doesn't let it bother him! He just does as he pleases! Like right now!"
He proceeds to step on a crack in the street multiple times without a care in the world. "See that?" he says to you. "The great explorer Midoro-sama has just condemned someone's mom to one-hundred years worth of traumatizing BACK PAIN!"
"Eh...? Isn't superstitious stuff like that supposed to affect your own mom?"
"Foolish Mister Calem-sama!" he chides. "I happen to carry an innate immuni-titty to curses like this—
all momless explorers are!"...
Perhaps you should just continue to the theater.
