>>12513947"Uh, sir?"
He turned around, "Ooh! A customer, my first one today! Alright guy, HERE WE GO, how would *YOU*-"
"How would me?"
"How would *YOU*.....enjoy a cruise to PANAJEW!?"
I gave him that typical Wobbuffet frown, "But we're already *on* a cruise..."
Helioptile nods, and then looks around to check for danger, "Shh....Don't tell anybody, but I actually work for a rival business, they pay me just to sell tickets on their competition's cruises!"
"Sounds dangerous."
"It is! Have you ever been thrown off a boat before? It's MAD! They's even got my picture up on the wall, soooo I'm kinda laying low...Are you sure you don't want to enjoy sunny skies?"
"I'm doing that now..."
A) Accept his offer.
B) Deny his offer.