>>24938721The loss of his trademark stick comes as great distress to the Miser, who breaks out in a fit of disorderly paranoia over the ordeal. Dedenne's instinct is to clear away from him in case of a reckless counterattack, retreating with the leek in-hand."GIVEITBACKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" quacks the Miser. "TO WHAT END IS A LEEK MISER WITHOUT A LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
You can't believe that actually worked. While the Miser himself has proven to be quite the formidable opponent, his overall capabilities are severely hampered (and 'balanced' in your eyes) by his enthusiasm and kneejerk reactions, resulting in a duck viable in strategic execution, but volatile to toxic change. Unlike you, he's unable to focus. The idea of a leekless Miser puts a wrench into his designs, and with no alternative plans to speak of, he's at a loss of how to work his plans from here without some form of frantic enemy negotiation.
And if that's what he wants, it'd be pretty rude of you to deny him. Right?
"FARFAR!!" he squawks with a raging fist. "TH-THIS IS NO JOKE, PUNK! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG YOUR RAP SHEET IS RIGHT NOW?! YOU BREAK INTO MY SECRET MEETING, TALK WHILE I'M TALKING, TRASH THE JOINT, *TRASH* MY MINIONS, AND STEAL MY FARFAR FAMILY'S HEIRLOOM!—FARFAR! Not only do I feel TRANSGRESSED, TRIGGERED, AND VIOLATED, I've also got to clean all this mess up—AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN WITHOUT A LEEK TO REACH HIGH PLACES!?!?!?!"
"Farfar! HAND IT BACK BEFORE I REALLY BOP YA A NEW ONE!"
