>>13496470"Listen Mr. Nate, I'm being paid top money to care for you and every other patient here in the form of six nuts an hour and all the Mountain Dew I can drink. I get no health benefits, because I am the only one who even knows how those work, and doctors can't treat themselves because that'd be selfish."
"Look, Dr. House, can you just....do something about my arm, and my eye? They kinda blew up because I forgot to retrieve them before leaving....didn't they?"
Dr. House shakes his head, and then directs you to three jars near the side of your bed, containing your arm and what little jelly gelatin remains your eye has been rendered to, floating suspended in water. The third one is just filled with blood, pus, and ripped-off skin.
"Listen Mr. Nate, it is possible to stitch everything in you back together, however, there is also an alternative route I can do, in which I can simply give you a new metal prosthetic that'll *act* like an arm without actually *looking* like an arm, kind of neat if you're into that. I shall give you approximately ten seconds to decide while I sit here and eat Klondike Bar."
Just as he said not a second ago, House takes out a Klondike Bar from his mouth, a *wrapped* one, unwraps it, and starts casually eating it.
He casually laughs quietly to himself, then hums along with the Klondike jingle.
>How do you wish to proceed with the operation?A) Lilo and Stitch your old arm back together.
B) Go with the prosthetic instead.
