>>40754775>"Also it’s weird that you put a goddamn horse and pile of cream in the list for dudes"OP here. I shouldn't need to explain the appeal of ponyfaggotry on a website that houses an entire board dedicated to the concept of fantasizing about/circlejerking to feminine, cartoon horses. In regard to the "pile of cream" however, please consider the following:
>small, loli-esque physique>quite frankly resembles a Moemon design>whipped cream/ frosting>strawberries (aka the most sexually arousing fruit for most straight men)>looks like a walking strawberry shortcake>literally the best Pokemon to give oral pleasure for the reasons highlighted aboveIf all that greentext isn't enough for you to comprehend how Alcremie is designed to appeal to heterosexual men, please refer to this spoilered video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsTj06M23c 