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>be me
>move to Hoenn
>no room for me in the truck
>chill out in the back
>get out and want to rest
>mom makes me to say hi to the neighbours
>wtf.mp4
>Go up and see neighbour girl
>Spaghetti starts seeping through my shorts
>Makes up some bullshit about having to go somewhere
>Follow her out
>Can't see her
>Some little faggot calling for help
>Some old dude getting chased by a dog
>Steal a chicken from his suitcase to fight said dog
>Lets me keep it out of pity
>Head back to his lab
>Find out he's cute girls dad
>Says I can keep Pokemon if I go chat with her
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Go battle her
>Kick her ass
>"H-haha...r-race you back"
>Runs away
>mfw
