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My first one was a completely useless fat funk who did little damage and took hits like that expensive vase your mom tells you to quit playing with because youre going to break it. And she knows it, so you do your best to tape it back together when it gets broken, and play it off like its totally cool and she wont notice. But she does, and she still doesnt mind. And you friggin break it again, and then tape it back up and pretend nothing happened. And afterawhile once you break it one last time, you realize you kind of missed it. You enjoyed the time your family spent trying to keep it together and the jokes you made about it.
And so you get another one. A stronger one. And this time you play just as rough as you did before next to it, and it takes hits, but never breaks. This time it gets to be there with you and enjoys the fun and can take anything.
Thats why I loved my Scolipede. That and hes a chubby purple bug
