>>46612224>Togodemarus using electric terrain from underground burrows, forcing your army of untrained virgins awake for days at a time>Whimsicotts sneaking through the smallest openings and spraying stun spores everywhere in your supplies>Zoruarks and dittos necessitating the widespread use of passwords and codes, complicating things and seeding confusionI'd look forward to being part of the defector faction. I'd ESPECIALLY like to have some alone time with any captured anons, just me and my Hypno :)
I'm sure the inhabitants of the pokeworld would be grateful enough for my services and ideas to give me a Hoopa ticket the fuck out of their world and into a dimension of my choosing afterwards. There's certain fic-universes I'd be interested in visiting...