>>19343692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ2lLp1VfyY"Hey! Back the fuck off, I'm just trying to ski here!"
Absolutely angered that some fucking flightless bird who thinks he's hot shit would rather waste his time messing with someone like you than enjoy his time at the resort, you decide to retaliate with a bump of your own.
It's a mistake.
"ZWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI!"AND THEN.
A Zweilous piloting a snowmobile emerges from afar and ruthlessly bashes into you, again causing you to almost fuck up your footing. Somehow though, the miscommunicated ski teachings from your mother during your youth keep you going!
>"Calem, honey, always remember: Your skis are no different from a beautiful lady. Outstretch them, and she invites you in, so you go faster! Close them, and she rejects you for jumping the gun so soon, you slow down!">What do you do to make sure you don't have a bad time?A) Pizza, slow down and let them pass you!
B) French-fry, go ahead of them!
