>>25276967>be me, 9yo find spider with huge abdomen roughly quarter sized>capture in a mason jar keep it on window sill>put some worms in it because I'm autistic >didn't eat them so I thought it was vegetarian >autistic >older sister is vegetarian, think it's stupid af at the time >hate fuels my rage>go outside set up sawhorse randomly but secluded somewhat to hide my torture >take spider in Mason jar start shaking the fuck out of it >look at it, trying to escape>don't let it>time for your execution >open jar and light firecracker and toss it in >fucker still alive frantically trying to escape >flip jar upside down and go to garage to get hammer >come back thing is not moving >is_it_dead?.webm>tap glass and it goes into attack ready mode >challenge accepted >lift jar off and smash with hammer, dumbass didn't move >guts shoot out at warp speed >hits assembled metal shed, sounds like a sling shot >investigate >bright green guts look like a snot rocket>go on with my life >find out years later it was garden orb weaver(pic related) >didn't have space to build Web so that's why it didn't eat worm>look back how I imprisoned, tortured and killed something Hope I'm just autistic and not a psychopath
