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Clasping your hands together, you fall to your knees and use whatever time you have remaining before those bunnies bust the door down and shoot you to pray to the gods above.
"Oh Sgt Jack Dick Calemson...my long-lost grandfather! I know your soul is long gone from this mortal plane, but still, I summon you in the hopes that your military advice will be able to keep me alive for the next two hours. Come back to me so I can get some advice on how to--!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kVcoVH47pk"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FAGGOT--I was in the middle of fiddle-fucking your granmama in heaven! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, HUH, HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?"
That was easier than you thought.
>What does Calem say next? 