>>22693512"That's actually not a bad idea.." the Champion retorts, "Letsa go, WILD CARD!"
Answering to the Champion's grand call is a gooey puddle of pure mercury seeping into the room from the ground. Before you can even ask what the fuck it is, the puddle takes shape, shaking and utilizing all of its energy in order to turn into a nearly-identical copy of Hexcalibur.
[Gryoooooooooooooo!]
Its cries are garbled gibberish, but other than that, it's the same Hexcalibur you know and partially-love, with a mercury-colored coating. Fortunately, the Champion exists to explain what the fuck just happened.
"Wahahaha! Witness the awesome might of my Wild Card, oh yeah! Each of my Pokemon is an amorphous shapeshifting blob that specializes in one of the five base stats, they can turn into any Pokemon that excels in the stat they work with! My Wild Card, though?
It can do all five and much more!""...Also in literally every other post I myself will turn into someone else to screw with your mind, oh yeah!"
A) "So they're Dittos? Just call them Dittos, man."
B) Use Shadow Claw!
C) Use Iron Head!
D) Use Shock Wave!
