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So you're going to take me- the poor bastard that had to hide from their abusive parents in the woods- and give me to a decidueye instead? Well, it can't be any worse...
> Flash forward to age 30
I'm exactly the fucking same except for two things: I'm not a poorfag scambling for freelance scraps anymore! My marksman training and removal from humanity has left me as a trained killer for the Air Force. I also never broke my ankle from being thrown against the wall so I'm about 60 pounds lighter.
Thanks Ghostdad for sucking less than realdad.
