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>creep upstairs and find him sitting in a corner of my room>motherfucker took my DS and is trading my BOX 18 with his shit Bidoofs and Starmies>"WHAT THE FUCK TO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!">he panic turns-off everything mid-trade>yell I'm gonna fucking kill him>"Ohshitimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimso-">push him away so I can check if my Pokes are fine>luckily none was lost in the interrupted trade>luckily this slowpoke only managed to snatch my Kingra and a Charizard>Mom comes in to check what all that commotion is about>tell her fucker tried to steal my Pokemon>goodie-two-shoes me wouldn't lie to her face so she doesn't even question me>tells him to go back downstairs while I get my Pokes back>trade them back in>smell of shit gets stronger>notice there's a brown stain on the carpet where his fat ass was sitting>couple of hours later he finally fucking leaves>never talked to him or invited him ever againNot only did he try to steal my Pokes (on top of shitting himself), but my Mom told me after he left she had surprised him stealing candies from the kitchen's cupboard earlier that day.
>be last year>learned from a relative this motherfucker became a complete loser; welfare parasite, pot smoker, lost the use of an arm in a drunk scooter stunt gone wrong, had his spine injured after he got beaten up by a small gang of weed dealers, came out severly impaired and eventually got kicked out by his parents couple of weeks earlierServes him right. Kevin you brainlet, if you somefuckinghow managed to read this, I hope you break your legs and other arm too you shit-reeking fatass.
