>>41227601"All parties," gurgles a Sliggoo gaffer. "Please raise your right hands."
Easier said than done for the plaintiff. The defendant resorts to raising his little short and stout tea spout. Once that's out of the way, Rillaboom proceeds with his opening statement with nary a second wasted:
"Why is there a kid filing a suit in my arbitration-based reality court public-access show?"
A) Because the cases are real and the people are unfortunately, also real.
B) Because the producers were desperate.
C) Because (You) can't afford mature big boy court thanks to that piece of shit teapot.
D) Ask your lawyer if you can answer that question. Never answer things on your own at this stage in the game.
