I've come to make an announcement: Junichi Masuda's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his Chinese fuckin' yellow dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said the reason was HAHA, I DON'T REALLY KNOW, and I said that's retarded. So I'm making a call out post on my
four-channel.com. Junichi Masuda, you got a small dick. It's the size of this egg except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All stats, no broken abilities, no NU gimmicks, look at that, it looks like a completely balance meta. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck his games. That's right, this is what you get! MY HYPER BEAM PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on sword and shill. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on its DLC’s! How do you like that, TAJIRI? I PISSED ON THE DLC’S, YOU IDIOT! You have eight months before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking meta, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
