>>42678248"Ah~ Another 18 holes completed. Alola's courses sure are lovely, but damn if it isn't hot out here. Are you going to be alright carrying all of my gear and clubs back to the hotel in this heat?"
"Yes of course you have to lug them all the way back on your own. What? Don't tell me my things are too heavy for you. Ugh, you're such a whiny wimp, you know that?"
"Whatever, I'll meet you back at the hotel. Of course I'm not going to walk back with you, that'd be ridiculous. Toucannon can fly me back just fine. He's a very strong bird, unlike you. Oh, if only boys took to vitamins and effort values the same way Pokémon did, I could load you up and mold you into a stronger pack mule instead of such a whiny little boy. Could even fix your little "problem" between your legs, ehehe~."
"Like I said, I'll see you back at the hotel. I'm sore from hitting balls all day so you'll need to give me a massage tonight. And don't you dare drop any of my clubs, boy. So help me, if I find another scratch on any of them it'll be your balls I hit next."
