>>34575893 (You)#Inside the Safari Zone, some old bastard started hitting on me, but I paid him no mind, going on about my business. Last I heard was something about my "rock-hard Geodude". Ugh.
The way I decided to do Safari was catch one thing in each ecosystem and then elect 1 to be my catch for that area. I ended up actually catching a Geodude, which I threw on the old man's head. Anyway, of all the things I managed to capture (unfortunately the randomizer didn't work), I'm torn between Muddy and Smiley, so I put it to you, /nzg/: which one should I keep?
Back to our regular program, I finally went inside the Dragon's Den, which I don't get the naming, since I saw a whole bunch of shit in there. Having to Surf was a pain, but Liz took to her duty and ferried us across. Along the way, we were stopped by a Kingdra (hey, an actual dragon type!). Seems like he was the guardian of the place. Welp, he's mine now. Although being a fierce Dragon type, Typhoon is pretty gentle outside of the battlefield. Seems like he's the latest in a long family of guardians, so that's neat.
The Master's Test was basically "Don't be a dick", so how the fuck did Clair not manage to pass? Oh, wait. She gave me the badge after being forced by the Master and, shamefully, ran away like a little bitch. She pulled me aside on the way out to try and bribe me with a TM to not say anything, but fuck it.
I decided to go back to the Master to ruin her reputation and, embarassed about such a failure, he gave me an Electrike. Something about him having "the spirit of a dragon", or something. I call foul. Kirin's a pretty cool dude, always resorting to violence as a last measure. Having Extremespeed is pretty baller.
After leaving Prof. Perv. called me (I fucking BLOCKED his number, how the fuck?) back to the lab. I got there and he gave me a Master Ball, hitting on me all the while. He tried getting in my good graces by talking of a cosplay convention in Ecruteak, but I just left.
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