>>16376131"TEN FUCKING TUBS MAN."
Ten tubs at the price of $14.99 translates to a little over $130, and at ninety times that original price, it skyrockets to over $13,000. BUT. After converting it into PokeDollars or PokeYen or whatever it's called, it comes down to $10,000, which is a kek tier price that anyone can pay for.
"Far far, FARFETCH'D!"
"THANKS FOR BUYING MAFOXI CLEAN, CUSTOMER! Your contribution has kept the breeding circle alive, and we'll be able to continue splooging for at least TWO more days. All thanks to you!"Now with this amazing new product under your belt, you'll be able to clean the hats and make your precious waifu happy again. All for no cost at all, and plus, you get to save a few wild ducks or whatever.
>'S-She's gonna be so happy, oh gosh I'm getting so giddy~'A) "Do I get a refund if it doesn't work?"
B) "What was that about splooging?"
C) "How come you guys aren't marketing this glorious product in-stores?
