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The following is 100% true.
>walking around town in my Legend of Zelda crossover shirt (pic related, no bully pls)
>catching pokemon obv
>Notice some lady literally following me with her cell phone
>Camera constantly pointed at me, she actually twists her body to follow me when I cross the road
>does this several times, it's really pretty unnerving
>Figure it was a coincidence, since I do get somewhat paranoid every now and then, but it did last for like ten minutes
>A week or so later, wear same shirt, catchin' pokemon
>Some black chick starts talking to me, asks me why I'm wearing an Illuminati shirt
>I say it's not an Illuminati shirt, it's missing the eye, and pyramids are just an Egyptian thing, not too interested in a big argument
>A big argument happens none the less
>"No, see, it's actually from a video game"
>"Yes but who designed the video game? The Americans, right?"
>"Well it's Japanese but-"
>"They're also in on it! You know, all these presidents they smuggle drugs into our country, right?"
>I don't even live in America or Japan
>"The presidents, they're also the cause of IS!"
>"I research this stuff! You need to stop believing what the media tells you! Do your own research!"
>I just walk away, realizing that this is probably why the first lady was filming me
And that's why I stopped wearing shitty knockoff video game shirts in public. Fashion sense is important. I did think that these conspiracy theorists were something typically American, but apparently not.
