>>22639769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFy5L11Umw"Thanks a lot Greninja, you really rocked the fucking house back there. I honestly couldn't have asked for a better Pokemon to help me finish that battle, looks like you'll be making it to the champion after all!"
"Jaaa!~"
"Yeah yeah...erm, now let's get to cleaning up that severed dick.. It'd be kinda irresponsible if we just left it lying around, someone could trip on it!"
According to an old urban legend you heard as a young lad, freeform jazz can help make the process of cleaning shit up much more bearable, so you acquire a taste for it while on the way over to the sloppy floppy dick catastrophe.
Just for fun, you attach the bloodied end of the cock to your crotch, then giggle at it like a dumb schoolboy "Heheh....
I'm the father of the pride now..." 