>>21560644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setD_y214Q0"Eeeeeeeeeeegggggggggssssss....~"
Jacques tries to pay no attention to the weird that you mutter while unconscious and instead looks behind him, seeing a mangy mongrel tailing him. He almost gags at the sight.
"What the?! What in the HELL is that thing?! It's... It's revolting! Absolutely disgusting! The only undead thing that's going to be roaming these grounds is me--SKELETON PONY! ASSIMILATE!"
With the powers of all that is naughty and demonic, Jacques summons a Rapidash to act as his steed, a skeletonized stallion so to speak. He mounts it, slaps its face, barks commands at it, turns on his favorite radio station, and deepens the intensity of the pursuit.
"Sand Attack, Furfrou!"
"BOOOOUAFFFF!"
Furfrou kicks up sand to fling into the steed's eyes in order to blind it, but as skeletons don't have any eyeballs, the plan fails rather quickly. Jacques shakes his head, "You scrubs just DON'T know when to quit, do you!? Well fine, FEAST MY CALAVERADES!--THE SUGAR ALONE WILL MAKE YOU GO CRAZY, CRAZY FOR SPLENDAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"
Jacques takes out a giant bazooka-like device and true to its name, begins shooting explosive sugar skulls at your friends. Look, he has a skeleton motif. Okay?
A) Use Bite!
B) Use Cotton Guard!
C) Use Charge Beam!
