>>16879944St. Delibird smiles, "Ho, ho, ho! Sorry to say this Rosa, but your petty bullets don't work on me! I drink anti-bullet juice EVERY SINGLE DAY, your bullets have no effect on me, and they never will!"
As a result of this reveal, Lily lets her guard down, and it proves to be a big mistake.
St. Delibird runs up to Lily, and knocks her to the ground by bashing a present upside her head. He then grabs her guns and loots her culottes of her other weaponry. With a loud caw-caw, St. Delibird starts shooting up at the skylight, causing glass to rain down and scar everyone's faces.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8ixauBqME"EVERYONE GET DOWN, EVERYONE DOWN, EVERYONE GET THE HELL DOWN RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A HOLIDAY HIJACKING! NOBODY'S GETTING OUT OF HERE WITHOUT A HOHOHELLRAISING!"
Lily rubs her head with a groan, only to discover that the shoe is on the other foot.
St. Delibird's Stantlers and Sawsbucks suddenly stand up on their hind legs and take out bats with nails impaled through them. With intimidating glares, they threaten the hostages even more.
"Holy shit I just want to get the fuck home man.." mutters one of them.
Malva gets a final bleepbloop on her bluetooth device, "What's that? Hrm, really? Oh my! YES, Kalos region, what you're hearing IS true! St. Delibird has STOPPED the Shoeless Barista....But now *he* has taken over the super-mall, and now *he's* threatening to execute everyone unless he receives compensation for the thousands of years he's delivered gifts, without receiving any in return."
"We have no clues that hint towards when this cycle of hostage-horror will stop, but sources arguably conclude that it'll come to a close somewhere around New Years. Merry Christmas, and have a happy new year."
