>>18224711You used Belly Drum? That's adorable, once I send this bad boy out, that +6 attack will only be hurting your stupid ass.
This motherfucker gets UNAWARE. Know what that means? It means all that Belly Drum did was halve your HP.
Now this dude's using Swagger and you're punching yourself, and boom you're fucking DEAD because you thought "Oh this strategy can NEVER backfire on me!" Well news flash idiot, IT JUST DID.
What's that? You got another physical attacker? Well it sure sucks to be you, since while your pokemon was going and punching himself in the dick Quagsire's been usin Curse, so his attack AND defense are through the ROOF. Let's see your Mega Mawile TRY to scratch THAT.
Oh shit, it looks like you might finally take down this fucking monster.
NOPE
Bet you didn't know this gangsta knows RECOVER. While all your pokemon are attacking themselves he's just kickin back recovering all his HP gettin ready to destroy the rest of your team.
You wanna fight a Quagsire? Well you best be packin another fucking Quagsire.
