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A kantonian walks into a bar and then proceeds to walk out, because he can't afford anything
A johtonian walks into the best bar in the world, because all the washed up kanto retirees are there
A Hoennian walks into a bar, but gets so lost in the rain, waves, and unnecessary water routes that they never actually make it to their drink
A Sinnohian walks into a bar, orders a drink, but by the time it arrives, they’ve aged five years
A unovan walks into a bar, they serve him a drink that tastes like shit but they have to drink it because it's unique
A Kalosian walks into a bar, walks out and comes back in 5 minutes because they've already forgot they came to that location
An Alolan walks into a bar, takes one look at the menu, and leaves, because they'd rather sit on their lazy ass all day than lift a finger for anything that remotely resembles work
A galarian walks into a bar but they realize they don't reach their chair without relying on their dynamax
A Paldean tries to walk into a bar but gets so lost in the mess of their own garbage region that they end up circling the block, underleveled and still trying to figure out where the hell they even are
