>>20400028The Elgyems you met once in a blue moon would be saddened to discover that the legendary communication stones they built 13,000 years ago were being utilized as graves for dead Pokemon and machines for siphoning life force from living ones.
While searching for evidence of Team Flare's presence, you are suddenly blinded by two flashes of light. At first you assume that it's the Ultimate Weapon charging up for its money shot so you get ready for action, but these suspicions are quickly put to rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdlTTHNQKhg"FASTER THAN THE WIND.."
"SWIFTER THAN A SPEEDING STANTLER.."
"STRONGER THAN THE WIND!"
"WE ARE..."
"DEFENDERS OF KALOS!"
Masked heroes appear out of nowhere to your aide. Fireworks, speedlines, hearts, and shooting stars shoot out from behind them as they finish their clearly-rehearsed entry sequence, they then pose while
holding hands."DEFENDER HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A) "...Dad's assistants?"
B) "Masked heroes?! Where the hell were you guys SIX DAYS ago?!"
C) "Whoa! I know these guys, they're from Sniper Island!"