>>53687130You fat, you ugly and you broke.
>>53687132>>53687141I hope you do and have a geodude give you a basilar skull fracture. Friendless freaks would likely die in hordes while attempting to catch Pokémon without owning a starter.
>>53687158I did. Even if you somehow made it to the safari zone without being killed, there’d likely be a blanket ban on all sexless males owning a Pokémon. See:
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