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>be Paldea champion
>shiny charm obtained
>wooo I can farm shinies
>spot vaporeon outbreak
>fight chain to get shiny boost
>ffw 15 minutes
>purple fucker spawns
>capture it
>post on social media that I found my first shiny
>people keep writing shit about vaporeon and sex
>what the fuck
>search up the sentence on internet
>find that 2018 post
my first shiny in this game is considered a fucking fleshlight by the community
