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"I-I refuse to speak!" you blab aloud.
"WHY? IS IT BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR THE GYM LEADER?"
Shaking your head, you spit out a glob of blood, "Nuh-uh, I...I need a lawyer before I speak! A really cool lawyer who I can use without infringing on copyright, s-so, ma-make him a Pokemon or something."
Black Knuckle turns to Blacker Knuckle, "Is he allowed to get a lawyer at this point?"
"This is Kalos, you can get a lawyer if you're accused of jaywalking, let's go ahead and give him one, but if we do, he has to talk about the gym leader."
"Just who IS the gym leader?"
"I dunno, I forgot. I know there is a gym leader, but I can't remember the gym leader's face, WHO IS THE GYM LEADER?"
The two turn to you one more time, "WE WILL GIVE YOU A LAWYER BUT THEN YOU MUST TELL US WHO THE GYM LEADER IS."
Two simultaneous Focus Punches blow you the fuck out to the ground.
>Who is your non-copyright-infringing lawyer?