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Ok, /vp/, i have to confess something. I lost to this fucking piece of shit, and it's not even a good Pokémon. It Swaggered me to DEATH, and every hit was a crit. I thought: "Eh might be holding Leftovers with Magician", but it wasn't. It outsped my Jolly Mage Garchomp. It was Air Balloon. It just kept using Swagger and Substitute and Thunder Wave when something threatening was sent out.
"B-BUT OP, USE A TAUNTER"
I was using a Whimsicott, but this piece of shit just used Swagger and KO'd it with a crit.
I want to punch Klefki in the face. I want to KILL Klefki. Fucking boo boo keys piece of shit beating all my OU team. Yeeeaaah, Swaggot (the Klefki's name was Swaggot), there's no way to hide when i use a Fire-type, just wait... I will rip your keys and EAT THEM. Then i'll rip your vagina with my bara teeth while you scream in agony. Klefki is dirty pig Klefki is disty pig. Just by looking at that smug bird face my blodd boils.
If you're Smogon and you're reading this, i wish you a slow and painful death, you fucking waiter piece of shit.
