>>19014762Gently removing Alice from you, you immediately step up to the woman holding Trevor hostage, "Whoa, whoa! What's going on here? Poaching? Like, what?"
Serena has the sneaking feeling that your language is what's going to get you slaughtered, probably moreso than Trevor.
The woman drops Trevor in a heartbeat, and prods your chest multiple times, "This little /punk/. He's been snooping around these backwoods for no reason, I scout this area for trouble, kid looks like trouble, matches the description of this loser goin' around attacking endangered Pokemon. This guy's stepping in on /my/ time, and I'm not about to let him hog another damn second, capeesh? This is all on top of a kidnapped Pokemon report /and/ a rapist report, I do not /have/ the time to be messing with petty crap like this."
Her Pyroar roars, sharing the same feelings as her, "Roooooooarrrr!"
A) Try to flirt with her. Maybe she just needs someone to tell her she looks pretty.
B) Ask for her name and hope it doesn't end in "-na".
C) "So you just pounced him because he looked sus?"
D) "Someone THAT scrawny can only hope to poach a cricket."