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>mfw live in good old California, United States of America
>mfw things are cheap as fuck because of glorious consumerism
>mfw I have a black 3DS sitting next to me and a metal box containing all the money (and preorder card) I need to buy my pre-ordered X at Target and recieve my bonuses, 5 dollar gift card, shiny Torchic from GameStop literally 500 meters away, and play the game within minutes of purchase
And to think my Communist friend practically worships Venezuela.
I'm so sorry, OP. I wish I could do something for you.