>>18225262http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA695sdga7k"What the...? What in the world was that?"
"L-Look, up there!"
The pixie tugs your sleeve and points upward for you, and it's there that you make contact with a shadowy shadow in the sky. A big, giant, aerial beast!
This guy, like no really, this guy here's HUGE. Imagine if you took--the size of a hammock, yeah, a hammock, and you multiplied it to the power of nine-hundred and forty-two--THAT'S HOW BIG HE IS MAN. And he's breathes fire too, so you know he has it in for do-gooders.
Do-gooders such as our esteemed, legendary protagonist!
Another booming roar sends our unimportant tertiary background civilians into a frenzy. Ali-Ali tightens her grip on your sleeve, the stereotypical draconic monstrosity is quite a sight for someone who's seeing it for the very first time.
"OH MY GOD, HE'S COMING AGAIN!"
"I DONE DON'T ME FLOUR READY, WE'RE DONE FOR!"
"Off to another round 'gain? 'Was that then? Eight rounds 'ina day? Well done!"
"FIVE BUCKS SAYS WE ALL DIE IN THE NEXT FIVE SENTENCES!"
"Does never getting mentioned again count as dying?"
The Narrator agrees whole-heartily, watch out for the generic RPG boss!-- Oh no!~
Adventurer's Protip #893: You should always keep in mind that villagers are never smart people.
Except for this next no-name loser from down the street, who actually helps you by giving a defining incriminating name to this outrageous creature.
"WATCH OUT GUYS, THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS--HE'LL EAT US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME--AND THEN EAT OUR FLOUR. FEAR HIM, FEAR THE JABBER--"
>The Jabber...A) Cocky
B) Wacky
C) Rocky
D) Pocky
E) Shocky
F) Tocky
G) Crocky
