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I really wish I looked like May. Her hair is so soft and beautiful and her eyes are so blue. She is all the things a girl should be and it breaks my heart that she's not me.
I want to wear a cute red bandana like her and wear a bathing suit like hers. I want a skirt as short as hers and a sweet voice like hers. I also want to lack a you-know-what-beneath-my-pants (I know this is an adult forum but I really don't like sex) so when I pet puppies I'm not afraid of getting bitten or scratched extremely uncomfortably. I also want a good reason to gorge on chocolate at least one week per month.
I also really hate Brendan. He beat up my poor Marshtomp a long time ago and it just felt so fucking good to curbstomp his stupid Grovyle later on with Rayquaza's Overheat. Brendan needs to go to Hell with Satan! I am so damn tired of people at my house and elsewhere telling me "ur a biological male play as the boy else we sned you to the therapist for being trans". THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! In God's kingdom, he does not assign us gender or age or race or whatever!
