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my mind kept going to other pokemon while i was thinking about the plot of the Typhlosion comic so enjoy more of my autism.
-Dragonair-
>meet a male dragonair
>he knows about the tism
>leans into me and whispers
>did you know your hands would never leave any fingerprints on my crystals?
>I STAND UP and say HOLY SHIT in the middle of the restaurant
-Sneasel-
>middle of the night
>hear some noise coming from my.. kitchen..?
>turn on the light switch
>a fucking male sneasel just stands there holding a single egg from my fridge in one hand
>w.t.f.
>hes shocked and tries to run for it
>oh no youre not
>manage to rush to the door before him and slam it shut
>he looks up at me
>I was about to say something but my eyes drifted to his sizable claws
>heh. you scared little gi-
>ill let you go if you let me touch those
>..huh
>and that feather
>..
>and that gem on your head
>what
>what
>he takes a minute and just says fucking pokephiles man
>tfw he came back a week later
-Gengar-
>walking home with some random gengar that keeps following me at night
>hes floating beside me in a pose that makes him look like hes laying on his side with one arm up to his cheek
>twirling some large solid pink ball lollipop in his other hand (probably almost as big as a tennis ball) as hes talking to me eyes half closed
>did ya know us pokemon guys arent just stronger than humans but our bodies are also way sturdier?
>..oh.. really?
>uuuh huuuh..
>places the whole lollipop between his teeth
>...
>crunch
>just shows me the bare stick and grins
>I take a deep breath
>....hoooooooo maaaan........
