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Every single Game Freak employee and shill, including your friend Serebii, is now an enemy of 4chan. You understand that, don't you?
We must move quickly. Game Freak are relentless; if they are not all destroyed, it will be anti-consumerism without end. First, I want you to go to Game Freak's headquarters. We will catch them off balance. Do what must be done, Lord /vp/. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to save the franchise.
After you have killed all the developers in the Headquarters, go to the Kyoto area. Wipe out President Furukawa and the other Nintendo leaders. Once more, /vp/ will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.
>inb4 "hourly thread" image
