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When trained n' exercised properly, Snorlax can bust supreme strength n' ability. They can throw incredibly bangin punches n' cause immense earthquakes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snorlax gotz a phat digestion system, allowin dem ta smoke anythang (even moldy chicken) without gettin a upset stomach.
Yo, snorlax spend tha majoritizzle of they time chillin, survivin on they stored fat. Many Snorlax only awaken once a month, bustin they wakin time findin mo' chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! A hungry Snorlax aint satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of chicken, n' then it goes back ta chill. If one eva sees a chillin Snorlax, he or her big-ass booty should not wake it up, cuz these Pokémon become straight-up grumpy if they laid back trips become interrupted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several Psychic-type Pokémon rockin Dream Eater find dis up tha hard way fo' realz. Aside from this, they is straight-up docile n' even allow lil pimps ta bounce on they big-ass bellies.
Yo, snorlax is not picky, n' will smoke anythang n' every last muthafuckin thang dat is edible---even other Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (as evidenced by a Snorlaxz attempt ta smoke Mistyz Goldeen up in Snack Attack) Some Snorlax chill fo' a month at a time, so 900 lbz of chicken is enough ta sustain dem fo' at least one month whilst asleep.
