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>laning bottom with mime time as charizard
>he goes psychic + guard swap but I swear I never saw him guard swap
>we can't really make progress at all because their bottom is tales + bro, mostly keep to our side
>our jungler shows up before bees and leaves like 10 seconds...before bees
>game is kind of a shitshow, forced to steal objectives instead of winning them (mime grabs 1st dred, I snag 3rd dred)
>our score shieldless blastoise repeatedly tries to dunk 3 points on a live greninja and eventually ults 15 seconds before 2nd dred to scare it off long enough to get them in
>"we're really struggling!" for zap
>the enemy team is kind of scattered around in mid
>decide to get a 100 point """backcap""" on their outermost bottom goal which we never managed to break since everyone's just fucking around and poking and nobody's close
>move to the zap moshpit and drop a unite on ninetales for an instakill
>chase down pika and crustle for more kills, team mops up the other two
>we barely kill zap before they respawn
>3 of us score, 2 die
>cinderace respawned and is sitting on the jump pad, blastoise has decided to retire (and die) in their jungle for those sick 8 pointers
>we barely fend them off, their crustle gets a couple of smallish dunks and our cinder prevents a fat 100 from pika
>a couple of seconds left and they're about to overwhelm us
>win 442-439
>fistbump from enemy pika
I shouldn't be too hard on our gengar, he had locked snorlax early and switched to gengar (who I guess he thought was his best jungler) at the last second because none of us had called mid. I guess I should've done it myself but oh well. It's always a fun game when lucario doesn't show up.
