Internet went out for ages, fuck's sake.
>Game forces me to feed my starter a blue pill>He goes apeshit>Totally original le plot about "MY LEGENDARY IS THE REAL POKEGOD">It's literally the exact same as Arceus but with a few details changed to pretend it's totally not the same thing>Dogshit timewasting puzzle that never fucking ends to reach the gym>Even more fucking long as fuck slogs through horrible maps>Beat the colonizer bait that is sadly part of (((the tribe)))>>57438659Yup, I'm shocked it's been useful for this long.
>>57439080Holy shit, as if Snorlax already didn't stat mog most every Normal type in KAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOO.