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My dearest subjects, 'tis of great pleasure that I, self-proclaimed mega Representative, Eminent Judge and Sustainer of democracy, am here to issue a statement regarding the eventful reaching of the solemn quorum by the official /vp/ ballot. I hereby declare with the will of fate this fanciful imageboard to be in righteous possession of thy victorious conquerors, megachads.
The long-lasting conflict of four hundred thirty days and nights betwixt thou and us concludes here, dynafags.
I strongly beseech you to cease thy unworthy savageness. But worry not mine disciples for I plan to absolve thou ailed self from your cursed troubles.
The Undersigned One shall proclaim the awaited celebrations for displaying the triumphant achievement to ultimately begin.
