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>christmas 2003
>grandpa gives brother and I a gameboy advance sp and ruby to share
>brother plays it all the way home (four hour car drive)
>"can I have a turn"
>"no anon, you're too little"
>literally the target age
>days pass
>still haven't played the game intended to be shared by brother and I
>complain to mother
>"LET ANON PLAY"
>"fine, but you can't battle anyone and you aren't allowed to catch anything"
>play
>catch a volbeat in secret
>berry blend all his berries
>beat all the contests in verdanturf with it
>brother snatches it back off me when he finds out I caught something
And so, Volbeat is my favourite Hoennmon.