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>finally get a new phone after being a windows phone user for a few years
>start playing pogo since I never had the chance when it came out
>live in a pretty small city so don't expect too many people to still be playing the game
>turns out there's a pretty active player base here
>show up to a raid after playing casually for a while and wait for locals to show up
>look up from phone to see ~20 fatties wobbling towards me
>a few have dyed cyan/pink/green hair
>at least half of them are above 30 years old
>nearly everyone is hyper-autistic and shout constantly
>a couple teens that are just a bit younger than me talking very loudly and fast
>all of them seem to know each other
>group spots me and what seems to be the leader of the rabble steps forward
>starts asking me about various things, my team, my level, how long I've been playing etc..
>laughs at me when I say I'm lvl 31 after playing for a couple months
>turns out he's a lvl 40 instinctfag on welfare that literally does nothing else than play pogo all day
>brags about his maxed out tyranitars and mewtwos
>won't shut the fuck up about this shiny charizard he walks
>goes on to tell me how much better pogo is than the main series
>says he's only played through sun because the rest are shit
>wobbles off with the rest of the autists after the raid
>hear "I found that cute fire lizard guise!" In the distance
Jesus fucking christ why do fags like this even play pogo? It honestly shocked me how astoundingly autistic some of the local players are. literally only four (4) of the ones I've talked to have played through more than a couple main series games, while the rest can't even name 10 pokémon
