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I will never surpass this level of elation:
> be me
> back during DPPt
> 12-13 at the time, but cousin was older, smarter, and had hacks
> he gives me a manaphy egg, cheers mate
> I realize I can do serious damage with this kind of power, and tell him my master plan; he's all in
> the test run was my chum from school. I gave him a manaphy egg as a gift
> he knows it's special and tries his damndest to hatch it
> mfw I set the hatch cycle to the maximum that it could possibly be, just to watch him squirm in anguish and boredom and irritation as he wastes accumulative DAYS trying just to hatch this one egg.
> it'll hatch. eventually.
>when he finally hatched it after two weeks of what I could only assume to be near constant gameplay, he had a manaphy to show for it
> I picked my chum for two reasons:
> he's a show-off and a blabbermouth, so he'd tell everybody
> he's also popular and rather smart/respectable amongst my peers so everybody would believe him without a doubt, no questions asked
> sure enough, he tells everybody that he got the egg from ME. and if anybody wants an egg, they would have to cough up money
> MyNigger.pk3
> initially I had planned to give them out for free, but it looked like he always had my back
> now, with the best publicity and advertising a school kid could ask for, I was ready to pass out BOXES of eggs I had specifically prepared for that moment
> and now, I even get money off of it
and the best part is that ALL OF THEM are at the max egg cycle, so I get to giggle my ass off at those dopes who waste ALL of that time for something they could have had instantly
all of that damage, all of that laughter.
I made somewhere around $600.00+ on it, and the teachers couldn't do SHIT, especially thanks to the gay-ass "student-run stores" gimmick my school was trying to push that year, and I was giving people what they paid for. and nobody knew any better
I miss the old days of pokemon, back when I could scam retards out of their entire allowances...
