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>hop solo into standard battle just for some fun with Absol
>Absol (me) Dragonite Garde Venusaur Glaceon
>their team has some aggressive and some beefy mons
>I wanted to play Night Slash but I decide to try Pursuit again
>get clapped pretty hard first two minutes as I try I get used to the movement
>once I stop autisming out of smashing buttons like I do with Night Slash I sort of start to see the pattern and how to play the set
>notice that our Ivysaur is in base and isn't moving
>he's level 7
>our Ralts is level 4
>I don't even know where our Glaceon is
>me and the Outrage Dragonite start running around trying to do stuff
>all our top goals are broken and it's 5 minutes in
>Kirlia, level 6, comes into the jungle and steals my farm WHILE I'M FARMING IT
>gets killed by the enemy Gengar whom I promptly revenge kill
>Ivysaur no longer idle, but 4 levels below everyone else
>still don't know where the Glaceon is
>team just surrenders, 130 to 245
>Garde and Ivysaur did sub 5k damage EACH
>Dragonite and I were at 60k a piece
I'm fucking amazed. I couldn't have typed up those reports and hit block any faster. How am I supposed to learn new mons if teammates behave like this?
