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>Archeops bashes its head against the bars of the prison until it dies
>luckily I'm a pretty slim guy so its enough to slip through
>but by this point the guard is awake
>flatten it with Snorlax
>get to a door shut with a bar
>Vanilluxe just freezes off the hinges
>kick down the door, shitload of bees attack me
>destroy them all with Lycanroc
>take one step outside
>some fucking Houndoom Heabutts me into the moat
>about to be eaten by Feraligatrs
>Tangela hops out of his Poké Ball and lodges himself in a Feraligatr's throat to give me time to escape
>swim to shore
>this fucking Houdoom barfs a cloud of Smog on me
>send out my last Pokémon, a Tyrunt that I just resurrected from a fossil
>it bites onto my leg and we both fucking die
And then I realized it was all a dream because Archeops couldn't even realistically get me past some steel bars.
