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>started yesterday
>lv10
>walked like 15km (hatched 10km Onyx)
>leg hurts like hell
>defending 9 gyms
>60 minutes till claim your shekels time
>one of my gyms taken by a 545 jolteon
>my mons are 200s, gyms in area 100s
>a gym unclaimedin a forest
>100% battery ready
>lets go
>turn on Go
>see pic related
>freak the FUCK OUT
>run outside to a prime farming spot where pokes have spawned every time Ive been there
>Dragonite disappears
>continue walking in the same direction
>it's back
>gone again
>catch some shitmon at the farming spot
>give up on Dragonite
>lets go for the forest gym in the opposite direction
>Dragonite is back
>moves to top row
>top left
>2 prints
>1 print
>phone motherfucking vibrates
>red circle, ??? CP
>feed that fucker full of berries while using my balls
>land nice curves, breaks the fuck out
>repeat for a minute
>way scared it will run away
>last berry
>throw the ball
>excellent
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>IT'S MINE! I AM A FUCKING DRAGONMASTER!
>scared because low CP, shit moves
>see stats
>656 CP
>Steel Wing 15
>Dragon Pulse 50
>FUCK YEAH
>Kick that Jolteon's ass, still need one gym for maximum shekels
>Go for that abandoned forest gym
>nothing around, no mons nearby, no stops, only that gym
>4g fucking up
>get to the gym, easy takeover
>see another abandoned gym in the same direction on the edge of the map
>why the fuck not, even though I already have 10
>follow the forest road/way
>gate
>not gonna trespass because goody 2 shoes
>go through the forest
>no path
>increasingly more dense
>wearing flip flops and shorts
>thorny bitch flowers everywhere
>need to cross to the other side of a hill
>tiny stream runs in the middle
>what could go wrong
>jump it
>land in mud
>shoes full of mud
>leg is still killing me
>can almost touch that gym
>finally get to it
>actually near some pond with a few hot chicks sunbathing
>touch the gym
>nothing
>finally loads
>grab my shekels
>still have to get home
BEST "GAME" EVER
>Get it no problem after 20 minutes
