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I have all of you beat, scrubs. I beat Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon on HARD difficulty without even getting a starter (I fucking forgot XDXDXD). I got all 16 gym badges (You thought there was only 8? figures haha) and got every single ultra move and mega evolution. I'm a top tier Pokemon player though because I know the ins and outs of the game. Used to work for Nintendo designing Pokemon (Shigeru Miyamoto saw one of my doodles in the trash and spent millions of dollars searching for me so he could hire me at Nintendo HQ) so I can easily hack into the code and get a new Mew any time I want.
As for being in this thread, why someone as rich and good at Pokemon would dare associate with y'all on this lowly board? All I can say is
...you're welcome.
