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>be me
>just a lonely hiker
>doing daily morning hike through my favourite rocky track
>suns out, Pidgey are chirping, there's a cool breeze blowing through the trees
>my partner mon, my trusty Geodude, rolls around by my side
>suddenly Geodude stops rolling
>in the distance, stomping noises
>feel the vibrations of several enormous things coming at me fast
>spin around
>looming before me is a team of legendary and mega Pokemon
>beneath them stands a 10 year old boy, licking his lips and eyeing me down like his next meal
>without a word he sends his Pokemon to attack mine
>in seconds they are obliterated
>my Geodude, my best friend, reduced to rubble
>mfw i have to pay the boy ₽10,000 pokedollars
