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Grandma, this is Maylene, and we're going to get marr-
What? I dunno, ten, twelve years ol-
No, I don't think that I'm disgusting for this, now would you please not interru-
Yes grandma, that IS a a small bump, and yes, she is with child.
What? I don't have the slightest
idea if this is all illegal or not!
Anyways, she and I will be running a gym together.
No, don't let her appearance fool you, it's not THAT kind of gym.
...Yes, she is of a different race.
My grandmother never attended the wedding, and very likely spent the rest of her days detesting me.