>>14870803http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGq8dRjyWmk"ARRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOSSSSS!" a goliath-sized Ariados ruptures the tent like a hurricane destroying an entire portion of Louisiana.
Wherever that is in the Pokeverse.He is joined by an instant horde of Spinaraks, which multiply and multiply until there are hundreds of them in his company. None of them look very happy.
Anina plummets into the darkness below, yelping like crazy on the way down, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Had Viola had not walked away the last minute, she would have been down there too.
Scared shitless and traumatized, the Youngsters and Lasses over at the giant spider web retreat back up the pole as fast as possible
"JESUS HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!!?" you shout, pointing at the crimson spider with fear. It's a little known secret, but a Spinarak bit you in the ear once as a kid.
Never again.
NEVER.
AGAIN.
The Spinaraks and their red leader all screech at once, Viola covers her ears and tries to make peace, "Ariados! What's wrong!? Tell me!"
He absolutely refuses to listen.
"Calem, over there." Miss Leading approaches your side, and directs you to something protruding from the Ariados' side.
It's a greasy, dark, bulbous of black pus.
A) Pop it!
B) Didn't mommy ever tell you about zits? Don't pop, inform an adult right away!
